S.C.T. 0004

S.C.T #0004

(Ultra Contagious Retarded Virus)

Classification: Mega Tard

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Special Containment Procedures S.C.T. 0004 is contained within the cells of S.C.T. 0003 To Prevent Containment Breach and eventual mass outbreak of S.C.T. 0004. In small outbreaks, it is possible to use S.C.T. #0007 to cure 1 personnel a day of the virus. If the virus completes its infection of its host, it is impossible to cure S.C.T. 0004 is a viral infection that has only been found inside S.C.T. 0003 which is believed to be patient zero. Once infected the individual will slowly regress to almost primal instincts basically retarded and will transfer this anonymous disease to any human nearby. If allowed access to any form of communicative technology anyone who sees or hears anything the infected person says also becomes infected.

In later stages the infected start making "Mom Jokes"

The virus works in stages discovered by Dr. [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

The Known stages of #0004 are as follows:

Stage 1: Primal behaviors: The infected will start to degrade mentally, and revert to primal instincts

Stage 2: The Primal behaviors will cease and lead to regular human speech, although this speech is infectious.

Stage 3: The infected will begin to make "Mom jokes" which are more infectious then regular speech, although the infected can not use these often because it will start to laugh uncontrollably for 5-10 minutes depending on how stupid the joke is. Most infected only have 1 or 2 jokes they will repeat over again.