S.C.T. 0003

S.C.T #0003 (Tard Child)

Classification Mega Tard

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S.C.T 0003 Formally Known as Mason [REDACTED] was found wandering aimlessly throughout the streets throwing retarded insults at whoever he could find. As soon as Researcher [Redacted] and his defense squad of [Redacted] men were lost, Tard guard Unit [REDACTED] was sent in to secure and contain S.C.T. 0003 where they found that the entire Research team from before had became the same thing as S.C.T. 0003 and were classified as S.C.T. 0003-1's and were eliminated on sight. Afterwords S.C.T. 0003 was contained and sent to Site [REDACTED] where multiple experiments were performed until the eventual discovery of the first strain of S.C.T. #0004. S.C.T. 0003 is contained in a air tight room with a fresh air filter as well as normal human accommodations. Under no circumstance is S.C.T 0003 to have any access to any social media or interactive technology after indecent S.C.T. 0003/3 where [REDACTED] led to the infection of [REDACTED] citizens.

As of June 2 2020 S.C.T. #0003 has begun to attempt to use "Mom jokes" to infect others with S.C.T. #0004. A short outbreak of S.C.T. #0004 was detected and a few level 1 and 2 clearance personnel had to be executed to cut down further losses after level 4 researcher Mark [REDACTED] contracted S.C.T. #0004 by laughing at a mundane mom joke.

Special Containment Procedures:

A Vehicle has been created, hereby designated as #0003-1 to allow #0003 access to the outside world under heavily monitored and controlled conditions.

If S.C.T 0003 ever escapes he is to be hunted down and neutralized to reduce chance of mass S.C.T 0004 infections.